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'''Honest Jack''' is a fearsome [[Eleusis|Eleusian]] longbowman of incredible might, and the most dangerous known mobile in all of [[Aetolia]]. He is the only known member of [[Duiran's]] staff of guard to wear a medal of honor.

'''Honest Jack''' is a fearsome [[Eleusis|Eleusian]] longbowman of incredible might, and the most dangerous known mobile in all of [[Aetolia]]. He is the only known member of [[Duiran's]] staff of guard to wear a medal of honor.

During the [[First Duiran Revival War]], several members of [[Bloodloch|Bloodloch's]] [[militia]] would amuse themselves by raiding [[Duiran]]. On one particularly foolish raid, the enemy raiding group was caught by a massive group of guards, made almost entirely of longbowmen, thus spamming [[deathsight]] with "Name has been slain by a longbowman." On [[IRC Chatrooms|#NoT]], it was jokingly concluded that these deaths were all the cause of a single archer, who was then given the name "Honest Jack" for no discernible reason and immediately inserted into any and all possible Chuck Norris jokes.

During the [[First Duiran Revival War]], several members of [[Bloodloch|Bloodloch's]] [[militia]] would amuse themselves by raiding [[Duiran]]. On one particularly foolish raid, the enemy raiding group was caught by a massive group of guards, made almost entirely of longbowmen, thus spamming [[deathsight]] with "Name has been slain by a longbowman." On [[IRC Chatrooms|#NoT]], it was jokingly concluded that these deaths were all the cause of a single archer, who was then given the name "Honest Jack" for no discernible reason and immediately inserted into any and all possible Chuck Norris jokes.

Sadly, with the destruction of the [[Ancient Heartwood]], Honest Jack was never seen again. No Aetolian believes a mere explosion would have actually killed him; the most common belief is that he's changed his identity, gone into hiding, and decided to live out a peaceful life in a secluded palace full of scantily-clad women.

Sadly, with the destruction of the [[Ancient Heartwood]], Honest Jack was never seen again. No Aetolian believes a mere explosion would have actually killed him; the most common belief is that he's changed his identity, gone into hiding, and decided to live out a peaceful life in a secluded palace full of scantily-clad women.