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'''Honest Jack''' is a fearsome [[Eleusis|Eleusian]] longbowman of incredible might, and the most dangerous known mobile in all of [[Aetolia]]. He is the only known member of [[Duiran's]] staff of guard to wear a medal of honor. | |||
== Humble Origins == | |||
During the [[First Duiran Revival War]], several members of [[Bloodloch|Bloodloch's]] [[militia]] would amuse themselves by raiding [[Duiran]]. On one particularly foolish raid, the enemy raiding group was caught by a massive group of guards, made almost entirely of longbowmen, thus spamming [[deathsight]] with "Name has been slain by a longbowman." On [[IRC Chatrooms|#NoT]], it was jokingly concluded that these deaths were all the cause of a single archer, who was then given the name "Honest Jack" for no discernible reason and immediately inserted into any and all possible Chuck Norris jokes. | |||
== Where is he now? == | |||
Sadly, with the destruction of the [[Ancient Heartwood]], Honest Jack was never seen again. No Aetolian believes a mere explosion would have actually killed him; the most common belief is that he's changed his identity, gone into hiding, and decided to live out a peaceful life in a secluded palace full of scantily-clad women. | |||